www.JasonMaverick.com

Jason Maverick- Performance Poet

 

Original dynamic performance poetry with a comedy bias delivered with style

Suitable for After Dinner entertainment, Arts Centres & Festivals

Content tailored to suit each audience Duration 30 minutes approximately

Examples
Bus lane Temptations

Oh bus lane
How you tempt me
So clog free
So clear
So near

And yet so far
from letting my car
caress your emptyness

In this rush hour queue
I implore you
Let me cruise down your gently parted thighs
That have materialised
Like a vision before me

Avert those piercing camera eyes of yours
Let my wheels
And your tarmac combine
Let the two of us
entwine
Bus lane
I am yours
Be mine

 

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version of Insect Beauty Salon

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from the Insect Beauty Salon

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version to listen offline if you prefer
(download full version zip.file)

Laugh at:
• The Teapot Collector
• Naked Politicians 
• Weighing a fox
• Coffee shop mahem
• Turning into my Dad
• Tortoise Slumber Parties
contact Jason ideas@jasonmaverick.com  
   
 
 

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